I hate school, and my teacher is really disappoint at me, but I don’t care. Once I ripped up my text and used it for my art project, but I still got a “D”, which I was really glad about that. I went to a gallery, and copied one Picasso’s painting, and drew a pig head instead of a normal head and hung my picture beside it. And I still think that I am pretty good at singing too, because I taught Adele how to sing “Rolling in the deep”, but nobody believe that, including Obama and Steven Harper.
I can memorize the whole Good Book and every number of circumference ratio. I can live without food for a whole week, but still feel very energetic and can still run 10 miles without breaking a sweat. I can sleep for a whole winter just like hibernate. And I can keep my eyes open for 5 minutes without blinking.
I’ve been to 20 different countries and I can even swim from Shanghai to Vladivostok. I use a lead core for 2 months with more than 2000 words a day. I can wear a same shirt for a month but still clean and neat. I can wash 10 jackets in 2 minutes. And I always make my own clothes and shoes and sometimes I would sell them, and now I have a company of my own, which is Adidas.
You know I am not very rich. Till now, I only have 1 house in Canada, 2 cars in America,4 apartments in China, and 9 refuges in Libya. I donate 1 cent each time to Red Cross instead of donate a huge amount of money at once. Because then I can be on the donating board very often, and till now, I had 197 times to be on board, but you should know that I just only donated 1 dollar and 97 cents. My biggest wish is to have a iPhone 20, in order to achieve this wish, I had almost 800 phone calls to Steven Jobs. I was glad that he said he could do that in future at last, but as I was dreaming about iPad30, Steven Jobs died.
Many people said that I am a very humor person, and make them laugh all the time. But actually I don’t think I am, because I like to laugh, and make them laugh. Once I was on Kim Jong’s wedding, the emcee asked me to say something, and what I said was “the lobster was good” and “I wish Kim Jong would never ever break up”, but after I finished that, they were all laughing.
I think I should stop writing for now, because my mom just received a call from Queen Elizabeth, she asked me if I can attend her daughter’s wedding, and I’m still wondering what I could say.