要一个英语小品，八分钟以内，初一的水平，人数在7~8人。富有哲理。有分段有翻译，高悬赏！！！！！！！

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II追问

弄个简单点的，就给分

追答

兄弟，这还不简单啊，太子问魔镜，谁是最帅的王子，魔镜说是他。后来魔镜说是秦王比他帅，他受不了了，就派荆轲刺杀秦王去了。这还不搞笑啊？

Answer 2

旁白（旁白）/简介（介绍）：很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家，也有一些疯狂的人疯狂的方式，试图表明的疯狂历史。晶科是最有名的剑客，被送往杀王清，嬴政。 “但最后他失败了，你想知道当时发生了什么事？好了，下一个节目会告诉你真相。

行动，太子丹（我掏镜子梳理，做自恋状）：镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是最漂亮的人在世界上？（画外音：这是您的太子丹，太子丹不敢恭维）感谢ü镜！（面向观众）我太子丹，神奇的镜子说，我在世界上最有魅力的男人。但应摺嗯是个嫉妒的家伙，我感觉，如果镜子真相告诉了他，他会杀了我，我很害怕，所以我能做些什么呢？（帐篷里喊）我的部长在哪里？
牙山（恭敬）：亲爱的，我来了。
太子丹：我已经告诉你一遍又一遍，你应该叫我“最美丽，最优雅，英俊，迷人，可爱，聪明和最亲爱的太子丹“！
阿三：当然，亲爱的，我有一个好主意，我们可以找到一个的英雄杀嬴政????（对杀像）
王子：噢????什么是本世纪最昂贵的商品？人才！（21世纪最需要的，什么样的人才！话保持观众交流，最好的观众来回答，然后拍摄牙山肩膀赞美等）好主意！但在谁是合适的人选吗？
牙山筛选后，我有两个如字科的人的手。一个是LiMoChou，小姐，是的先生金科。NO1明天将PK的杀手，世界
太子：嗯，告诉我尽快的赢家，OK？
阿三：是的。
行动II

Answer 3

旁白（旁白）/简介（介绍）：很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家，也有一些疯狂的人疯狂的方式，试图表明的疯狂历史。晶科是最有名的剑客，被送往杀王清，嬴政。 “但最后他失败了，你想知道当时发生了什么事？好了，下一个节目会告诉你真相。

行动，太子丹（我掏镜子梳理，做自恋状）：镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是最漂亮的人在世界上？（画外音：这是您的太子丹，太子丹不敢恭维）感谢ü镜！（面向观众）我太子丹，神奇的镜子说，我在世界上最有魅力的男人。但应摺嗯是个嫉妒的家伙，我感觉，如果镜子真相告诉了他，他会杀了我，我很害怕，所以我能做些什么呢？（帐篷里喊）我的部长在哪里？
牙山（恭敬）：亲爱的，我来了。
太子丹：我已经告诉你一遍又一遍，你应该叫我“最美丽，最优雅，英俊，迷人，可爱，聪明和最亲爱的太子丹“！
阿三：当然，亲爱的，我有一个好主意，我们可以找到一个的英雄杀嬴政????（对杀像）
王子：噢????什么是本世纪最昂贵的商品？人才！（21世纪最需要的，什么样的人才！话保持观众交流，最好的观众来回答，然后拍摄牙山肩膀赞美等）好主意！但在谁是合适的人选吗？
牙山筛选后，我有两个如字科的人的手。一个是LiMoChou，小姐，是的先生金科。NO1明天将PK的杀手，世界
太子：嗯，告诉我尽快的赢家，OK？
阿三：是的。
行动II

Answer 4

a boy and his tree a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday. one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked. "come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy . "i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied, "i want toys.i need money to buy them." "sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the apples.the tree was sad. one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "come and play with me ,"the tree said. "i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for shelter.can you help me?" "sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. the tree was again lonely and sad. one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted. "come and play with me !"the tree said. "i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give a boat?" "use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy." so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never showed up for a long time. finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for for you…“the tree said. "i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied. "no more truck foe you to climb on." "i am too old for that now."the boy said. "i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the tree said with tears. "i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year" the boy replied. "good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…… this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy. you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.time is too slow for those who wait,too swiftfor those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.如果要中文翻译的话，追问里给我说一声，还有，采纳我哦~