英语搞笑小品

Question

要四个人表演的,不要太长,小学四年级水平.
要有中文翻译的剧本,要快,答得好还会追加悬赏分的哦!

Answer 1

中小学英语剧本文章列表
[中小学英语剧本]龟兔赛跑 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]Pull up the turnip 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]远 离 网 吧Keep Away From the Net 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]The Ugly Duckling 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]《白雪公主》英语童话剧 佚名 09-18
[中小学英语剧本]AprilFool'sDay 佚名 04-03
[中小学英语剧本]玛菲女儿《吐蕃来使求娶文成公主》（独幕剧） 小吗啡（… 12-08
[中小学英语剧本]英语短剧： The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑） 尚丽娟（… 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 尚丽娟（… 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本> 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]儿童英语剧本Little Red coat 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语小品剧本-----小红帽 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英文小品The Ants and the Picnic 佚名 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Jungle Story 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]The Three Bears 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Little Red Riding Hood 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Cinderella 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Little Duck 佚名 11-10
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Answer 2

Teacher:
When
you
yawn,
your
supposed
to
put
your
hand
to
your
mouth!
Pupil:
What
?,
and
get
bitten!
Teacher:
You
aren't
paying
attention
to
me.
Are
you
having
trouble
hearing?
Pupil:
No,
teacher
I'm
having
trouble
listening!
Why
were
you
late?
Sorry,
teacher,
I
overslept.
You
mean
you
need
to
sleep
at
home
too!
Teacher:
Class,
we
will
have
only
half
a
day
of
school
this
morning.
Class:
Hooray
Teacher:
We
will
have
the
other
half
this
afternoon!
Teacher:
That's
quite
a
cough
you
have
there,
what
are
you
taking
for
it?
Pupil:
I
don't
know
teacher.
What
will
you
give
me?
Son:
I
can't
go
to
school
today.
Father:
Why
not?
Son:
I
don't
feel
well
Teacher:
Where
don't
you
feel
well?
Son:
In
school!
Teacher:
You
missed
school
yesterday
didn't
you?
Pupil:
Not
very
much!
Father:
I
hear
you
skipped
school
to
play
football
Son:
No
I
didn't,
and
I
have
the
fish
to
prove
it!
Pupil
(on
phone)
:
My
son
has
a
bad
cold
and
won't
be
able
to
come
to
school
today.
School
Secretary:
Who
is
this?
Pupil:
This
is
my
father
speaking!
Father:
How
do
you
like
going
to
school?
Son:
The
going
bit
is
fine,
as
is
the
coming
home
bit
too,
but
I'm
not
too
keen
on
the
time
in-between!