请人帮忙把这段汉语翻译成英语。着急用，大家帮帮忙啊！！谢谢！！！

Question

在很久很久以前，有一位美丽的公主。一位魔王窥觑于她的美色，把她抓到了自己的城堡。全国的勇士们听说了以后，纷纷赶去魔王的城堡营救公主。第一天，来了一位战士，他打败了魔王，冲进了城堡，扛起一箱黄金，走了。第二天，来了一个骑士，他打败了魔王，冲进城堡，在wc方便完之后，走了。第三天来了一位游侠，他打败了魔王，然后在城堡上刻下了“XXX到此一游”，然后走了。第四天，来了一位王子，他带着一支军队而来，把魔王和公主赶出了城堡，自己住了进去。第五天，真正想要解救公主的勇士来了。他到了城堡，问王子：“公主呢？”王子说：“什么公主？”于是，勇士和王子幸福地生活在了一起。

PS，请不要用电脑翻译……谢谢！

Answer 1

Long time ago, there was a beautiful princess. A devil loved her beauty,and caught her to his own castle. The warriors heard later, were to voldemort's castle to rescue the princess. On the first day, a fighter came. He defeated the voldemort, rushing into the castle and carrying a case of gold and went away. The next day a knight came, and he defeated the voldemort, rushing into the castle, and went to the WC,then went out. On the third day came a rider.He defeated the devil king, and then wrote on the castle "XXX pay a visit", at last leaving away.
On the fourth day came a prince. He carried an army,driving the devil and princess away from the castle,and lived there. On the fifth day came the warrior who really wanted to save the princess. He went into the castle,and the prince asked: "Where's the princess?"
The prince said: "The princess?"
So the warriors and the prince lived happily together.

话说。。。我在翻译这篇的时候，笑喷了。。。这个是你写的吗，好喜感！赞～

Answer 2

Long long ago,there was a beautiful princess.Adevilspyingonher beauty,shecaughtmy castle.Laterheard thatthewarriors oftheLord of thecastle,rushedtorescue the princess.The first day,came asoldier,he defeated thedevil,into thecastle,carry abox of gold,go.The very next day,came aknight,he defeated thedevil,into thecastle,after the WCconvenience over,go.Third days toaRanger,he defeated thedevil,and thencarved the"swim"XXX come herein the castle,and thengo.Fourth days,to a prince,he tookan armyand come,thedeviland the princessout of thecastle,hewent to live.The fifth day,really want tosave the princesswarrior.He went to thecastle,asked the Prince:"the princess?"The prince said:"whatthe princess?"So,the warriors andthe princelived happilytogether.
PS,please do not usecomputertranslation......Thank you.

Answer 3

Long long ago,there was a very beautiful princess. Out of coveting her beauty, a great evil caught her to his palace.After this，the brave people of this kingdom were sparing no effort to save their princess one by one！At the first day，there came a strong warrior，he beat the evil，gone with a box of gold；and the second day，there came a knight，he also beat the evil，he rushed to the castle and…after peeing，he gone；the next day，a paladin came here，he beat the evil again，and he left a boring message on the wall and left.…finally，a handsome prince march there with an army，oh，the great evil was beat again，poorly，the princess was expelled by the prince with the evil.The prince became the owner of the castle.One day，a brave man found the castle in order to save the princess，but，there was only a handsome price instead of a girl！The ending is so nice，they two live happy together all the time。