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英语简单的笑话
英语
小
笑话
,越短越好,带翻译
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Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!
斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想洗澡...
英文
短
笑话
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1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外
。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩:我!我现在要...
英语
小
笑话
带翻译简短
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简短
英语
小
笑话
带翻译篇1 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. Thefirst bidder was a Polish company, and their representative offered to do the job for $ 400,000. "That seems reasonable," said Smith. "Can you give...
英语的笑话
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前台小姐:"Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊,安静点,你到底有什么事)老外:"I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈)前台小姐:"Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在,明再来吧)
英语笑话
之二 室友:圣诞节到了,我会把袜...
求一个
简单
易懂的
英语笑话
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Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?
(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)4.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? (感恩节时哪个国家最...
有哪些
英语
小
笑话
?给我来十个(越短越好)
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英语笑话
(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上
英文
课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ...
英语笑话简单
易懂
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简单
易懂的
英语笑话
如下:1.Why was the math book sad?Because it had too many problems.为什么数学书很伤心呢?因为它有太多问题(题)了。2.Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing.为什么西红柿变红了呢?因为它看到了沙拉酱。3.Why did the cookie go to the ...
又幽默又短的
英语笑话
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英语
幽默短
笑话
1:Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。妈妈:今晚停电了。迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。二、英语幽默短笑话2 The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made,...
简单的英语笑话
带翻译。
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1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校---慢行。"DID YOUR DAD...2)Tom call Jim'...
求一个
简单
易懂的
英语笑话
,100左右,我明天上课要用。谢谢
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1、I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:"Wake up,sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep?But ...
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