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1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.一男生向一女生发誓:亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的 女孩拒绝了。六十年后,那个男生死掉了。2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for ...
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一位学生对另一位说:“你的 英语 最近学的怎么样?” “很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”
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:Get to the hospital 医院要怎么走 An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing...
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1、I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:"Wake up,sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep?But ...
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这里面有的,可以看看:http://www.sxuu.com/loveu/Article/english/yyxx/200508/22000.html 英语幽默 双关歇后语:)~http://www.sxszjzx.com/~t207/wht_2.htm Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow...
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附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个
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正是根据这点.3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.4)A ...
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1.What gets larger,the more you take away?什么东西你拿走越多,反而越大? 2.What goes on four legs in the morning,on two at noon,and on three in the evening?什么走路开始用四条腿,后来用两条腿,最后用三条腿? 3.What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing ...
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带翻译简短的品析 急诊 Help! Doctor "Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?""Just use another pen...
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使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面我为大家带来,欢迎大家阅读!1:Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"Jerry去看精神...
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1.Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken ...
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:Ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a *** all town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,"OK jerk, I've ...
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