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之一 昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:"Hello?"外国人:"Hi."前台小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什么事?)外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐:"If I not speak English,I am speakin...
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一:Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were ...
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Honey, said the hu *** and to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.“亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
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大全 纪西西Baby:第一次出国住酒店要续住,得说一个“我想再住三天”,我就冲上去说I want to live for three more days.前台美女说 ah, you'd like to stay for three more nights, right? 我从此就学会了不是live是stay不是days是nights,老有人问英语...
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篇一 After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so ...
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:No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'...
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"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."edmpdue He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen...
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篇一 向你的烦恼说再见 A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to be here. All my life Christians have despised...
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1.Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied...
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(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? Q: How ...
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