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(一)老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上
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课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?老师说:Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?老师说:Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学...
英语笑话
带翻译简短的
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英语笑话
带翻译简短的品析 急诊 Help! Doctor "Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?""Just use another pen...
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A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?”The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞,...
谁知道几个非常简短的
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———hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out...
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回答:After school, a little boy said to his mum happily, "Mum, I did so well today that Miss Green kissed me on the face." 一个小男孩放学回家后对他妈妈说,“妈妈,我今天表现很好,格林小姐亲了我的脸。” "Well, were you a good boy and did you kiss her back?" asked...
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小男孩养了一条狗叫Paddy. 男孩去度假,回来时狗死了。妈妈告诉他:Paddy 死了。小男孩没什么反应。晚上的时候他哭得很伤心,妈妈问他为什么哭,他说Paddy 死了。问他为什么以前没什么反应,他说他听成了Daddy 死了
英语笑话
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Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!...
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和上帝对话 edmpdue edmpdue A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "...
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上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个...
谁有100字以下的
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1,Two birls Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher:Please tell us.Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟 ...
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