谁能给我一个英语笑话，有中文翻译 小学四年级水平的，谢谢

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Answer 1

A math joke
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
老师：“8的二分之一是几？”
学生：“竖切还是横切？”
老师：“你这是什么意思？”
学生：“竖切是3，横切是0！”

Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
老师：“考试时你抄了弗雷德的卷子，对不对？”
学生：“您怎么知道的？”
老师：“弗雷德有道题的答案是：我不知道，而你的答案是：我也不知道！”

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
学生：“今天老师生我的气了，因为我不知道落基山脉在哪里。”
母亲：“好了，下次你一定要记住东西都放在哪儿了。”

Answer 2

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？
汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇瓶子了

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？
杰克：当然应该了。
汤姆：为什么？
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。