Psychic Mailman Needed
There was an idiotic guy who wrote a letter and put
a stamp on it and everything. Outside the envelope
he wrote, "To my Brother, the Engineer in Saigon."
When his friend looked at the envelope, he said,
"My God, why did you address the envelope like that!
How will anyone be able to find your brother?"
So the first guy said, "You idiot, I only have one
brother who's an engineer!
邮差也要超能力
有个傻瓜写了封信,他贴好邮票后,便在信封上写着:
「给我的哥哥--西贡的工程师。」他朋友看到了就说:
「天啊!你这样写,邮差怎么找得到你哥哥?」
傻瓜回答:「你真笨!我只有一个当工程师的哥哥啊!」
这里有很多:
http://www.yingyuxiaohua.net.cn/ Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a make�believe letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eight�year struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
两个精神病专家在一次会议上碰见了。其中一个问另一个:“你最棘手的病例是什么样的?”
“我曾有过一个病人,他生活在一个纯幻想的世界里,”他的同行回答。“他坚信南美有个大富翁叔叔要留给他一笔遗产。他整天等待着从一个虚构的律师那儿收到证实信。他从不出门,无所事事,只是坐着干等。”
“结果如何?”
“经过长达8年的努力,我终于把他给治好了。可就在那时,那封荒唐的信到了……”
A Very Polite Policeman
There was a man who repaired typewriters,
and one day he was called into a building to
do a repair. So he went there, but when he
looked for a parking space, he couldn't find one.
In the big city sometimes it's difficult to find a
parking space. So he parked in a no parking
zone and put a note on the windshield of his
car that said, "I'm Joseph Goldsmith,
working inside the building" to let the police
know that he had to do some work. So when
he finished repairing the typewriter, he came
out and saw another note next to his note that
said, "I'm Jeremy Flagler, police officer,
working outside the building."
With the note was a ticket.
谦恭有礼的警察
有一个人从事打字机修理的工作。有一天,
有人请他到一栋大楼修理打字机,可是他到了
那里,却找不到停车位。在大城市里,有时候
很难找到停车位。他只好把车停在禁止停车的
地方,然后在车子的挡风玻璃上夹一张字条,
上面写着:「我是约塞夫.哥尔德史密斯,正
在大楼里工作。」他想让警察知道他是工作所
需、情非得已的。当他修好打字机,走出大楼,
却看到原先的字条旁边有另一张字条,上面写着:
「我是警察杰瑞米.弗列格勒,正在大楼外面工作!」
字条旁边附着一张罚单。
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