英语好的同志帮忙翻译一下这段对话啊，Thank you~

Question

就是一男一女的吵架内容啦：
女：“你说什么？”
男：“没什么。”
女：“我明明听见你说‘切’。”
男：“既然听见了干嘛还问我。”
女：“你......你根本就是在狡辩。”
男：“狡辩的是你吧。”
女：“懒得理你，神经病。”
男：“切，幼稚。”
......
后面就可以对骂一些美国人比较常用的骂人的话......

要求好像有点高，不知道能不能翻译成英语，如果不能全译，那意思对就可以了，拜托给位高手了，拜托拜托~~~
最好再加几句：你离我远点
那是我要说的
部长来了
我才不会相信你呢
你还是相信他比较好
......

Answer 1

Get away from me!你离我远点
Minister is coming.部长来了
I do not trust you.
It is better for you to trust him.

A:"What did you say?"
B:"Nothing."
A:"I have heard you said 'qie' obviously."
B:"Why did you still ask me as you have heard it?"
A:"You.....you are making excuses."
B:"It is you."
A:"I do not like to talk to you ,neyuopathy."
B:"qie,childish."

骂人的话：：：：：：
you son of a bitch(美国电影中最常出现的),你是婊子的儿子
You're a jerk.你是混蛋
Get out of my face.从我眼前消失
Get lost.滚开
You stupid jerk! 你是个蠢猪
Shut up! 闭嘴！
You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！
Drop dead. 去死吧！
You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼
You bastard! 你这杂种！

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Answer 2

女：“你说什么？”" What did you say? "
男：“没什么。”" Nothing."
女：“我明明听见你说‘切’。”"I've heard clearly You said 'Damn it".
男：“既然听见了干嘛还问我。”" Since you've heard it, why did you still ask me?"
女：“你......你根本就是在狡辩。”"You...you're really good at quibbling."
男：“狡辩的是你吧。”"That's what you're dong now!"
女：“懒得理你，神经病。”"What a jerk! Just go away."
男：“切，幼稚。” "What a chick!"
...

Answer 3

Female: “what did you say?” Male: “nothing.” Female: “I heard you saying that obviously `cut '.” Male: “since heard to do also asks me.” Female: “you ......You are radically are quibbling.” Male: “what quibbles is you.” Female: “is disinclined to manage you, mental illness.” Male: “cuts, weak.”

Answer 4

Lady: What do you say?
Man: Nothing.
Lady: I hear clearly you said something, qe
Man: So, why ask me if you got it.
Lady: You,,, you are so chicanery.
Man: Is it you in chicanery, right?
Lade: Dont bother me,crazy man.
Man: Wo, childish!

Is it ok to stop here?

Answer 5

Female: "what do you say?"
Male: "nothing."
Female: "I heard you say 'cut."
Male: "since heard still ask me why."
Female: "you... you just making excuses."
Male: "are you argue."
Female: "stop you crazy."
Male: "slice, naive."