英语翻译笑话

随便来个短点的英语笑话 最好单词简单 翻译出来 最重要的是短简单

Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed byone of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outsidethe classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似;类似

18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

A Woman Who Fell
Itwas rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's GrandCentral Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged womansprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floorand slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes.Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining hercomposure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautifulwomen failing at your feet?"

摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
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第1个回答  2013-09-08
 1. we two who and who?
  咱俩谁跟谁阿
  2. how are you ? how old are you?
  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
  4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up !
  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝
  6. you me you me
  彼此彼此
  7. You Give Me Stop!!
  你给我站住!
  8. know is know noknow is noknow
  知之为知之,不知为不知…
  9. WATCH SISTER
  表妹
  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  11.American Chinese not enough
  美中不足
  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
  车祸现场描述
  13.heart flower angry open
  心花怒放
  14.go past no mistake past
  走过路过,不要错过
  15.小明:I am sorry!
  老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
  老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
  要钱没有,要命一条
  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年25。
  18.you have two down son。
  你有两下子。
  19.as far as you go to die
  有多远,死多远!!!!
  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
第2个回答  2013-09-08
How are you!你是谁?How oid are you!怎么老是你?
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