shit/crap/poop
大便
双语例句：
想想吧，一只半写实主义的老鼠在厨房里烹饪大便吃。
Let's have a semi-realistic rat in a kitchen cooking shit to eat.
这是香水厂家最理想的成分，只要他们不要在防臭产品的主要成分上加上“鲸鱼的大便”。
It is the perfumer's dream ingredient, as long as they neglect to list it as "whale shit" on the back of their anti-stink bottles.
不言而喻，只有更高级的外星智能才能做到这一点，以防止人类洒得到处都是，去探索宇宙各式各样新鲜带劲的大便。
Obviously only a higher alien intelligence could have done this, to prevent humans from leakingout everywhere and finding all the cool shit in the universe.
某处某人在会议室里拿着这个东西，而工程师蜷缩在角落里如同正在大便一样可笑。
Somewhere someone is holding this thing up in a corporate boardroom, and an engineer is sitting in the corner just going Shit.
等他回来时，他手上和衣服上到处都是大便。
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
Andy Atkins还说道，当修地下水管工人出现在伦敦大街上时，人们争论往大街上扔一桶大便的权利人人平等。
This was, he said, the equivalent of people arguing for the ‘right to throw a bucket of shit out on the street’ when sewers were introduced in London.
收银员把手伸进去，摸了下伸出来，喊到：“它闻起来象大便”。
So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like shit."
现在，你们在吃完饭后亲热，当你们坐下来亲热时，食物正沿着Peggy，Sue的消化道向下走，正要变成大便。
Now, well, you're making out after having had dinner, and while you're sitting there making out, food is making its way down Peggy Sue's digestive tract, being turned into shit.
中国较有影响的小说家写了一篇关于李阳的评论：“我见过这样的煽动，这是一种老套的魔法，召集一大堆人，用各种各样的词语煽动他们直到兴奋，以情感的力量制造出排山倒海的场面，我相信李阳是爱国的，但是以这一年的方式演绎爱国主义，恐怕只是像种族主义的大便一样”。
It’s a kind of old witchcraft: Summon a big crowd of people, get them excited with words, and create a sense of power strong enough to topple mountains and overturn the seas.
你的白细胞（红细胞，血红蛋白，尿，大便，痰）需要检查一下。
Your WBC(RBC, hemoglobin, urine stool, sputum) should be checked.