关于一篇讲点头代表NO的英语短文

就是某个人在其他国家乘出租车的时候,司机问他问题,他点头,可当地把点头当作NO的意思。
幽默的英语短文。
我要原文!
急!!
今晚九点前要啊!
短文,注意啊短文。

India's nod is not shaking his head count

Back to the streets to see this topic up, there is no fast food, no computer-related, there is no department stores or supermarkets, no bars, dance halls, amusement parks and other places of entertainment, it seems the evening had to stay in a hotel. On the road does have a lot of temples, Hindu, and not, quite broken, is a ceramic statue, as if all grown up like the nose, not as I think is filled with four arms of the god Shiva, and other N What God only arm. Can not enter the temple not allow photography.
Today is the third time by wearing a shirt and tie to wear shorts, barefoot Laoge took us to hit the road, still not work with fear. Plant in India to work British colleagues have told us that last year the company sent a group of Indian managers the training of engineers to the United Kingdom by the way get international driver's license and found that they no concept of the carriageway, on the road casually Akira. No wonder they did not received such education. Half of test results are "not suitable for vehicles on the roads this person" can these people every day in India, are driving!
The lunch time came around again, one into the canteen, Wen Daona flavor than people who double thick sour odor, the Chinese curse a while exports of employees not help. Today, they decided not to Chicai, and eat their own band pickle. I bite the bullet and another a whole, exercise adaptability Well.
Listen to the Indians themselves say that the reason why eating vegetables is that many religious sects, Islam, Catholicism, Hinduism, Hinduism itself dozens of factions, each faction is not forbidden to eat the same. Therefore, in the factory to do the things everyone can eat only vegetables. But the West's colleagues say that they are also rarely eat meat at home. Not know much about, not daring to do conclusions.
To the Korean restaurant at night. India has a modern car plant, South Korea opened a restaurant themselves, delicious, taste is.
From the hotel to car to South Korean restaurants also identified a point of interesting things, Indians are not shaking his head nodding viable. I said: "I want to car hire at night." Indians shook his head in the last note. I thought he did not understand, said: "The car rental to go out this evening." He shook his head. I said: "6 o'clock." Hateful still shaking his head. I asked: "Do you understand?" He shook his head, said: "Of course." It's that I feel out of their habits and we are not the same.
After dinner to the Chinese call a strike because of the bureau's people can not get through. Here hit China 7 U.S. dollars per minute, but also when the pass when the unreasonable. The bath water because of the rain into a deep yellow, dared not wash uncomfortable. Only to sleep.

Wednesday
Today, business as usual. Grit one's teeth endured, waiting to return to China. Accompanied by China's old comrades, when the soldiers had fought in the Qiongshan ditch factories engaged in similar acts, but also shook his head said: "I呀ability to be patient and quite strong, and can not adapt to these ghosts damn place. later I did not listen to men who would dare to open offices in India, told him to come on. "
Indeed, this is where dirty, it does not matter that he is not never spent time in the dirty places; were uncivilized, there is odor, no matter what, Africa is also the case did not do; poor, not the play, it endured, anyway a few days passed; but there is no phone (the strike), no internet, people feel like buried up. And this place is getting thirsty, no water use, not something to eat, this is the Chinese people as a most to accept. The evening to eat a ton of rice made me doubly dislike about this place.
This is the case, and Chinese colleagues have found in the hotel restaurant, but actually was a Sichuan restaurant, happily invited us to eat. 6:00 to go and found that Chinese restaurant open until 7:30 (an Indian restaurant a lot of this is the case, maybe it is the same religion). With great difficulty until 7:30, went to go, but it smelt curry flavor, immediately told the waiter: "To the whole wash clean dishes and do the things not allowed to put curry is absolutely not allowed to release." Waiter shook his head and agreed (see who shook his head said it was always very uncomfortable).
Then asked the waiter: "The cook is to it?" The answer: "Yes Malaysians." Asked: "will Chinese do?" The answer: "only English." Heart suddenly cold half of it urges.
Recipes brought, all in English, wrote: China ף ¬, Sichuan, Fried Chicken, Sichuan fish, Chinese vegetables, etc., can not help right at the same table, said: "This time it is estimated that Chinese food gan had. (Gan reading of four tones, the Beijing dialect , meaning finished) "only point of the four dishes.
Vegetables such as when the waiter brought a few beers taste, all made in India, and there is no international famous brands. Open a drink, no one can be imported. Consider also, water as wine can be good to go there.

Choi came a look, and indeed finished. Chinese meat is cooked the pot the oil, add soy sauce and then thicken, else there would not be ingredients; Sichuan chicken is cooked the pot the oil, add soy sauce and then thicken, else there would not be ingredients; Sichuan fish is salty fish, cooked the pot the oil, add soy sauce and then thicken, else there would not be ingredients; most detestable is the Chinese vegetables, the onion cooked the pot the oil, add soy sauce and then thicken, else there would not be ingredients . When onion into Chinese vegetables. All dishes all cooked pulpy, in order to facilitate the hand bibimbap. "In his mother bad curry." I heart Ma Zhe, to deal with to deal with eating.
Ate two hearts depressed, so the waiter on the rice, and quickly finished trouble. See the waiter put one in front of a platter, take a pot of rice and started to plate-sheng, but also want to eat bibimbap! I shouted Stop, with whom he said, give each person holding a bowl. "A house I! Bowl, round, small, kind of. Do not worry about what we use. This platter to take back." Although the last waiter could not understand why to use dinner plates do not bowl, but still took us. Chinese colleagues have grown a sigh of relief: "Small with, ah, thank you, can, or else have to get plates for dinner."
Have finished also did not eat, so I called the waiter and told him that he could call anything these dishes is that you can not ask them to Chinese cuisine.
"These are all rubbish." I said to him: "Now you please give us that Malay Chinese cook fried eggs to eat. As long as the use Youchao, not Western-style approach, what one-sided frying, double-sided frying, egg cake, Full No, as long as the use Youchao like. "
"Well," he politely shook his head, said: "Do you want one-sided or double-sided frying fried?"

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