第1个回答 2009-03-28
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
”昨天给你的钱干什么了?“
”我给了一个可怜的老太婆,“他回答说。
”你真是个好孩子,“妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
英文笑话:我没有蛀牙/No Cavities
小男孩儿看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家:“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛:“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完,而且从来不刷牙!”
这时,男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car
pulled them over.
‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman
yelled.
’Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we
had an accident!’
超速的理由
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶,一辆警车拦住了他们。
“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。
“我们的刹车不好,因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
Lady: I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog.
Clerk: What size?
Lady: I have no idea.
Clerk: Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on?
Lady: Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be a surprise.
女士:我想给我的小狗买件毛线衫。
店员:多大的?
女士:我也不知道。
店员:那您为什么不把它带来试一试呢?
女士:哦,我不想那样做,因为我想给它一个惊喜。
Sharing the Apples
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
"Cor!" said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself."
"Well," said Harry, "that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?"
分苹果
妈妈给了哈里两个苹果,一个大一点,另一个小点儿。“跟妹妹分着吃。”妈妈说。
所以,哈里就把小个的给了妹妹,自己开始啃那个大个的。
“哼,“妹妹说,”如果妈妈给了我,我会把大的给你,把小的留给自己的。”
”对呀,”哈里说,“你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?”
希望可以帮到你O(∩_∩)O~