1. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的
2. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
3. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"
亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"
4. Waste or Save? 浪费还是节约
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?
父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午
难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
杰克:我知道,爸爸
可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?
5. Why Is He Howling 他为什么喊
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢
病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!