请帮忙翻译一下_英语

打扫厕所的简称大妈、
换大米的农民简称农民、
道具:
围裙、打扫用具、头巾一块、农民衣服一套、装大米的袋子一个、破自行车一辆。
大妈:(提着打扫用具上场)卫生工作天天搞,厕所卫生是最重要,您别看我这庙小,您要是尿急尿胀都得往我这边跑。(边打扫边哼着小曲。)
农民:换大米,换大米,换大米呀,换大米,换大米呀!(唱着上场,推自行车,车后放个大布袋)现在城里呀是马路越来越宽,树却越来越少,房子盖的越来越多,厕所却越来越少。哎呀,换了一上午的米,连个厕所也没找到,尿可憋死了。(尿急状,四处乱找)突然看见大妈,忙上前。)
大妈:(装没听见,并用拖布对着农民的脚下拖)
农民:大嫂。
大妈:(不理,继续做事。)
农民:(讨好的)小姐。
大妈:恩,干嘛呀?(这才正眼看农民)
农民:哎呀,小姐,我终于找到你这个厕所了!
大妈:哎,你这是什么话?(瞪起眼,很生气,锁门)
农民:噢,不是,不是,我是说我终于找到你打扫的这个厕所了。
大妈:着还象句话。
农民:小姐,你怎么把厕所门给锁上了?
大妈:这是收费公厕,你以为是你们乡下的茅坑,随便什么时候都能进啊?
农民:啊?公厕还要收费啊?
大妈:废话,不收费,我们吃什么?
农民:啊?原来你们吃这个啊?
大妈:(举起手做打人状)哎,你会说人话吗?
农民:噢,噢,那怎么收费法呀?
大妈:两毛钱一进。
农民:两毛钱一斤?大妈您这有称吗?
大妈:要称干嘛?
农民:您不是说要两毛一斤吗?我还不要称称自己多重,才能进啊!
大妈:我说你真是农民!我说是两毛钱进一次,不是问你有多少斤?
农民:好,好,那你就把门开开让我进一次吧,我付钱,我实在憋不住了。
大妈:不行,今天有卫生检查团要来检查,你就克服,克服吧。
农民:大妈呀,这种事怎么克服呀,求求你,帮帮忙吧。
大妈:这种事,我是无能为力,你叫我怎么帮你,你还是自己解决吧。
农民:自己解决?那好办,可这儿这么多人,得找个背人的地方。(四处寻找后在一处作解手状)
大妈:(偷偷跟着他,大吼一声)嘿,你干什么呢?这儿是随便方便的地方吗?啊!你也太大胆了吧!
农民:谁说我在方便。(吓一跳)
大妈:那你怎么解裤子呀?
农民:我自己的东西拿出来看看不行吗?
大妈:哎,小伙子,看你也挺老实的,大姐帮你一下吧,来,过来站好,跟我的感觉走,两腿叉开,气沉丹田。(边说边做)
农民:哎,小姐请问,那里是丹田呀?
大妈:丹田都不知道在哪儿,那你肚脐的下面,你刚才看到的那个东西上面,中间部分就是丹田。
农民:(比画一下)噢,知道了。
大妈:来,深呼吸,呼…吸…呼…嘘…嘘…嘘…(看着农民下身)
农民:(特别难忍状)大姐,停、停可不敢再吹了。
大妈:别吵,还没完呢。(指着农民下身位置)有一只小小鸟,它飞呀飞,飞呀飞(飞读成灰)飞进一个大森林(看看农民)这回你放心吧,它不会再叫了,这个森林里可美了,有小溪,小溪的水呀哗…哗…地流,还唱着歌的流淌着,你听:泉水丁冬,泉水丁冬,泉水丁冬响,丁冬,丁冬,哗…哗(边说边视察农民,然后自顾自的叮…呼…哗,农民则挺直了身子尿出来。
大妈:(看看农民好象舒服多了)你看大姐的招灵吧!
农民:是,太灵了,不过大姐呀,请你在把这招给拖一下吧。(指指下身的地下说着,随即逃下台。
大妈:这个王八蛋,这不是坑我吗,哎,你给我站住。(追下台去)

Cleaning the toilets short aunt, for rice farmers referred to farmers, props : aprons, cleaning utensils, a headscarf, a peasant clothes. loaded a bag of rice and a broken bicycle. Aunt : (with their sweep to power appliances) every day engage in health, sanitary toilet is the most important, you go to my small temple, Urgency urinary If you had to inflation running to my side. (Pin Pin sweeping ballad singing. ) Farmers : for rice, for rice, rice-for-ah, for rice, for rice! (Singing Marseille push bicycles, car up a big bag) is now in town! Increasingly wide road, but fewer and fewer trees. The house is built more and more, but less toilets. Ah, for a morning of the meters, even a toilet has been found that the urine can died. (Urgency-and everywhere to find) I suddenly saw aunt, hastened forward. ) Aunt : (equipment not heard, and with Chibu facing farmers foot trailer) Peasants : sister-in-law. Aunt : (a blind eye and continue to work. ) Farmer : (please) Miss. Aunt : TU -- why you? (This Zhengwenkan farmers) Peasants : Ah, Miss, I finally found you, the toilet! Aunt : hey, you What is this? (Stare up with bulging eyes, very angry, lock gate) Farmer : Oh, no, I said I finally found you cleaning the toilets of. Aunt : also as a sentence. Peasants : Miss you how to put the toilet doors locked? Aunt : This is the charge of public toilets, do you think you countryside resort, in any time enter ah? Peasants : ah? Toilets also charges ah? Aunt : nonsense, free of charge, and what we eat? Peasants : ah? You eat the original ah? Aunt : (raising his hand to do-beat) hey, you would say that person then? Peasants : Yeah, yeah, then how fee law you? Aunt : 2 cents a Progressive. Peasants : two cents a pound? This is your aunt said? Aunt : it must -- why? Farmers : You do not mean to 2 pound of hair? I have not said multiple claims and enter ah! Aunt : I said you really peasants! I said to be two a penny into not asking you how many burden? Farmers : Well, OK, you put the door open for I was once, I pay, I can not hold back any longer by. Aunt : No, because today the health inspection team to check, you will overcome, overcome it. Peasants : large Maya, the same thing how to overcome it, I beg you, get help from it. Aunt : this, and I was unable to do anything, how do you expect me to help you, you solve it. Peasants : themselves? It will be easier, so many people here, in looking back to the local people. (After searching for the one-handedness) Aunt : (secretly with him, roared at say) hey, do you? This is a convenient place to casually? Ah! You too bold! Farmers : Who convenience. (Astounded) aunt : you how solutions pants you? Farmers : I come up with their own things to look at not? Aunt : hey, boys, see you quite frankly, Sister help you to it, to stand up well, with the feeling that I go, legs stretched apart, gas Shen pubic region. (Rose so) Peasants : hey, I would like to ask Miss, where the pubic region you? Aunt : pubic region do not know where, you below the bellybutton, and you have to see that thing above, The middle part is the pubic region. Peasants : (gesticulate it) Oh, know. Aunt : to take a deep breath, called suction ... ... ... call ... hiss hiss hiss ... ... (see farmers pants) farmers : (especially severe brief) Big Sister, the suspension may not dare to stop the blowing. Aunt : Biechao, even finish. (Pointing to farmers pants location) is a LITTLE BIRD, Fei Ya Fei Fei Fei Ya (Reading fly ash) flew into a forest (see farmers) This time you be assured that it will not get. The forest can be beautiful, with miles and miles of water! uproar uproar ... ... flowing, singing songs with the flow, you listen to : Ding Dong spring, Ding Dong springs and the springs small ring for the winter, Ding Dong, Ding Dong, the uproar ... uproar (rose inspections farmers, the co-ordination then bite ... called ... magnetize peasants were to straighten out the body in urine. Aunt : (see farmers seem more uncomfortable) you see in the tactics of Hope Sister! farmers :! yes, too Hope, but took it, you move in this trailer to my views. (pointing pants underground smile. then fled to step down. Aunt : This fun, it is not me? pit, hey, you have to get to me. (Recovery to step down)
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第1个回答  2007-05-02
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