一个人表演的英语笑话
英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。以下是我整理的一个人表演的英语笑话,欢迎阅读。
we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.
我们参加了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。由于我们都不认识那个年轻人和他的新娘,所以我们决定送给他们一个实用的.全家礼----一个灭火器。很明显,这对新人大批量制作了他们的感谢信,因为我
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:
班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活,长官。”
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和,到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候,他们觉得非常口渴,便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧,走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好,先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
乔看了看佛瑞德说:我想,啤酒吧。好,那就每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗,佛瑞德?
yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.
好的,可以。佛瑞德说。然后他转过去跟柜台后面的侍应说:我要啤酒装在一个干净的杯子里!别忘了。
the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?
柜台后面的侍应倒满杯子后,拿给乔和佛瑞德,接着说:刚才哪一位要干净的杯子的?
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