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英语笑话幽默一点的
经典
英语
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经典英语冷笑话:小心有狗! As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!
" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to bewar...
经典
英语幽默笑话
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经典英语幽默笑话一:
Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
"What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were ...
简单的
英语
小
笑话
(带翻译)
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1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的。 ...
英文
短
笑话
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1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外
。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩:我!我现在要...
英语幽默
长
笑话
带翻译
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2.Where Am I 我在哪儿 An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw afarmer working in the field nearby
, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmerlooked at him strangely...
地道
英语幽默笑话
带翻译?
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地道
英语幽默笑话
1:The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed,一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。"Well, sir," said the dentist,“先生,”牙医说道,"I'm afraid you've waited too long to get these teeth attended to. They'll all have to ...
我要5个
搞笑
大约50字左右的
英语
带翻译的
笑话
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一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."2.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is...
史上最
幽默的英语笑话
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史上最幽默的`英语笑话一:Wife talking to her husband,who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily 史上最
幽默的英语笑话
二:Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医)."...
有哪些
英语
小
笑话
?给我来十个(越短越好)
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英语笑话
(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ...
有什么爆笑有关
英语的英语
小
笑话
?
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1、爆笑
英语
小
笑话
1:Who are stupid?谁蠢?A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”“No ma...
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