第1个回答 2007-05-15
Letter to God from a boxer
Dear God, how come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Where are their priorities?
Dear God, when I get to heaven, can I sit on your couch, or is it the old story?
Dear God, is it true that in heaven dining room tables have on-ramps?
Dear God, are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon
and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
Dear God, are there mailmen in heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God , when my family eats dinner they always bless their food, but theynever bless mine,
So I’ve been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you notice blessings ?
Dear God, the new cat I live with just peed on the oriental rug and I have a feeling my family
might blame me because the think I’m jealous of this feline, since they have no sense of smell,
how can I convince them I’m innocent? Does pet smart tell lie detectors?