第1个回答 2015-06-18
五个学生吸烟成瘾．一天他们在厕所吸烟，被教导主任看见，教导主任告诉其班主任，班主任次日找他们五个谈话。
老师："你吸烟吗？"
学生a："吸……"
老师："吸？你很光荣嘛！回家叫家长来！！"还被暴k一通并记过。
学生a回去后和另外四个说："老师问你们吸烟吗你们都别承认，都说不吸，这事我自己担了。
一会儿后。
老师："你吸烟吗？"
学生b："不吸。"
"那吃根薯条吧。"说着老师递过薯条。
学生b自然地伸出两个指头……
老师："不吸？回家把家长叫来！"
老师："吸烟吗？"
学生c："不吸。"
"那吃根薯条吧。"
学生c小心地接过薯条，心中暗暗感激学生乙（幸好早有预备）。
老师："不蘸点番茄酱吗？"
学生c一不留神将酱蘸多了，便开始往碗里弹……
老师："不吸？烟灰弹得很熟练嘛……把家长叫来！"
老师："吸烟吗？"
学生d："不……吸……"
（学生d吃完薯条已是汗流浃背，感觉如履薄冰）。
学生d："谢谢……老师……没事的话我先回去了。"
老师："你不给你同学带根吃吗？"
学生d："谢谢老师。"说着把薯条放在耳朵上……
老师："知道我该说什么了吧，还不去叫家长"
老师："吸烟吗？"
学生e："不吸"
（总算把薯条安心放在口袋里……）
学生e转身想走，老师突然喊到："校长来了！"
只见学生e慌忙把薯条从口袋里拿出来放到地上使劲地踩……
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第3个回答 2015-06-18
Admin:guys,come to my office please,students(in mind):shit,bad lucky...admin:,ok,coming in one by one,1 s comes in,he looks around the admin's table,there are some franch fries on the table.admin:so guys do you smoke?1s:no,i dear say that i never smokeadmin:good,so do you want to eat some franch fries?1s:yes,i am fucking hungrythen this student use two fingers nip this franch fries...admin:good way to nip the cigarette,call your parents right now.next2s come inA:do you smoke?2:no,neverA:good,some franch fries?2:yes,thank you.because the 1st student told him about this,he is very careful about it,he doesn't use two fingers nip the franch fries,and he eats it very fastA:good ,one more?there are some kitchup2:yes,thanksthen he puts the franch fries into kitchup but there are too many kitchup on the franch fries,then he uses the way which people flip the smoke grey.a:no smoking?call your parents 楼主自己来吧，我实在写不动了...