初一英语小短文

Question

要求：1有哲理的
2长短不限
3带翻译
4多给几篇
5是演讲稿
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Answer 1

There is an Indian story about a bar of candy that came to see God in Heaven and complained: "Dear God, I am so sweet. I am so nice! I keep the Five Precepts. I meditate all the time." The sugar candy, as you know, it always sits on the table doing nothing. He says he never does harm to anyone. "But anyone, even the ants, the flies -- anyone who comes near me wants to eat me. Why? What have I done? Doesn't the law of karma exist anymore?" Because God says that if you do something bad, if you harm someone, if you are sour, then people will return sourness to you. But if you are sweet to people, if you are nice and you don't do any harm to people, then they will never harm you, right?

有一个印度故事，是讲一颗糖果去天堂见上帝，它跟上帝抱怨说：「亲爱的上帝，我那么甜、那么好，不但遵守五戒，又一直都在打坐。」是啊！糖果一向都「坐」在桌上，无所事事。它说它从不曾伤害过任何人。「不过每个人一靠近我，就想把我吃掉，连蚂蚁、苍蝇也不例外，为什么？我犯了什么错？难道因果法律已经荡然无存了吗？」因为上帝说过，假如你做坏事、伤害别人、对人不好，那么别人也会对你不好。但如果你对别人好，又不伤害任何人，人家就不会伤害你，对吗？

So the candy said, "Why me? I am a candy. (Laughter) I am so sweet, and people always eat me and abuse me, why?" And God said, "You better step a little bit further before I answer you." And the candy said, "Why, you don't like me?" God said, "Just do it! Stand away, please!" Hes nearly lost Hiers temper. Oh, Hes shouted very hard, very loud. And the sugar was shaking, thinking that God got angry with him and didn't like him. He said, "M-m-m-y G-g-god, but what did I do?" God said, "You didn't do anything, but if you stay too near, I will also want to eat you!" (Laughter and applause)

所以糖果说：「为什么我不同呢？我是一颗糖果（大众笑），这么甜，而人们却一直想吃我、虐待我，为什么？」上帝说：「你最好站远一点，我才回答你。」糖果说：「为什么？您不喜欢我吗？」上帝说：「只管照着做，站远一点，拜托！」上帝快要发脾气了，喊得很用力、很大声。糖果在发抖，它以为上帝在生气它，不喜欢它。它说：「老…天…啊！我做错了什么呢？」上帝告诉它：「你没做错什么，只不过你如果站得太靠近的话，连我也想把你吃掉。」（大众笑及鼓掌）

Everything in this world has a nature of its own. Some are charming, some are seducing, like the candy, chocolate, the cakes, and some burn everything like fire, as soon as you get near.

天地万物各有其本质，有些东西很有吸引力、很诱人，像糖果、巧克力、蛋糕等；有些则像火一样，任何东西一靠近就会被它烧掉。

Answer 2

里面都是幽默笑话，你自己可以找下啊。

推荐几篇好了
I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”（这个不错吧，哈哈，刚开始还没完全懂呢）

参考资料：http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/17180440.html?fr=qrl&fr2=query

Answer 3

3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事. 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国
《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示，他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。
我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神

Answer 4

There
are
three
people
in
my
family
.my
father
is
a
worker
,he
often
buy
some
snacks
for
me.my
mother
is
at
home.She
cook
meals
and
wash
clothes
for
us.Sometimes
she
teach
me
how
to
do
homework.I
am
a
middle
school
student.I
go
to
school
from
Monday
to
Friday
.I
think
I
am
very
happy.
在我的家里有三个人。我的爸爸是一个工人，他经常给我买零食吃。我的妈妈在家，他为我们做饭，洗衣，有时，她告诉我怎么做家庭作业。我是一名中学生，我从星期一到星期五上学，我认为，我十分幸福