Great first parent
The First parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God‘s omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don‘t."
"Don‘t what?", Adam replied.
"Don‘t eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
"It‘s over there," said God, wondering why He hadn‘t stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn‘t I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God‘s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven‘t taken it, don‘t be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?翻译、伟大的第一个家长
第一个父母
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每当你的小孩是失去控制,你可以你可以这样安慰自己的思想,甚至没有上帝的无限延伸到自己的孩子们。
创造天堂和地球后,上帝创造了亚当和夏娃。和他的第一个对他们说的是:“不要啊。”
“不要什么?”,亚当答道。
“别吃了禁果。”
“禁果呢?真的吗?它在哪儿呢?”
“就在那边,”上帝说,不知道他为什麽还没有停止制造出来后的埃尔
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