2人或3人的英语小品剧本

Question

求一个2人或3人的英语小品，别太短也别太长，要搞笑的。

Answer 1

<One day morning>
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!
DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.
BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!
<Go to the cellaret>
DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.
<Daisy throws the bottle out of the window>
BOSSY: You old witch!
<Bossy is so angry that he begins to hit Daisy>
DAISY (cry):Help!
<Daisy then runs out of the room. Bossy runs after her, but when he runs to the cellaret, he stops and take out a bottle>

<On the way home>
NOISY: Shall we go to the park?
LAZY: Good idea!
CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.
LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.
<Enter the room>
LAZY: Daddy?
BOSSY:………
LAZY: You look so handsome today…
<Bossy seems to be a little happy then>
LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.
BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.
<Instead of saying goodbye, they run to the door as fast as they can. But when they open the door, Daisy comes in>
DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.
NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.
DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.
LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!
CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!
LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!
CRAZY: What! I…
BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude <Speak in lower voice> —— That is because her family is a rich one——
DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema.
BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.<Turn to Noisy>You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away.
NOISY:<Cry>……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles.
LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot…
CRAZY: Shut up!<Crazy run out of the room>
<Bossy looked even more angry, he turns to Noisy>
BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil!
LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. <Turn to Noisy>Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together.
<Lazy and Noisy both leave the house to build up their new life. But Lazy’s parents were very sad, they don’t know what to do >
DAISY: <in despair> Oh dear, what shall we do then?
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!