第1个回答 2013-07-10
A:I think I'am clever than you。我想比你聪明。
B.really？Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士) 真的吗？难道你不知道我是一个医生
C:That's nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese。这不算什么。博士在中国与蜘蛛差不多（此句是在取笑B) B.Well，if you can answer our two quiestions, you must clever than me.好吧，如果你可以回答我们两个问题 ，你就肯定比我聪明
A . OK
B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father? 谁更与你亲近？你的母亲或你的父亲？
A:let me think... mother because father is further. 让我想想...是母亲，因为父亲更远。（注意谐音）
B:why is a river rich? 为什么是河流丰富
A;because it has two banks.(银行、岸) 因为它有两个银行
A：oh! my god! we can't say anything now! 噢！我的上帝！我们不能说什么了
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