第1个回答 2022-11-01
不能当爸爸了（超级经典搞笑英语短文）
The World's Greatest Sword *** an
At an exhibition of the world's best sword *** an,the third-place fencer took the stage.A fly was released,and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.The crowd cheered.Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest sword *** an.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way!The crowd was aghast.The greatest sword *** an had missed his target pletely,yet he continued to *** ile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled."You missed!"
"Ah," replied the sword *** an,"you weren't watching very carefully.They fly lives,yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了.一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半.观众欢呼起来.紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半.现场一阵沉默,人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场.
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了.最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标,然而他还在微笑着.
“你为什么这么高兴?”有人嚷道,“你没击中!”
“啊,”剑手答道,“你刚才没有很仔细地看.苍蝇还活着,是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了.”,6,