求一个英语的小笑话！注意要短，两三句话即可！带翻译！谢谢！

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第1个回答推荐于2017-11-22

TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go
Slow".

汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行."追问

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第2个回答 2016-02-28

Give you color see one see!追答

You can you up! no can no BB!

给你点颜色看看！

你行你上！不行别BB!

第3个回答 2016-12-28

f pessimism, then you’ve grown old, even at 20; but as long as your aerials are up,

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