怎么翻译成英语，不要出现语法错误。

Question

亲爱的王老师和同学，早上好。今天，我会为大家带来一个笑话。请大家认真的听。谢谢你。一天，孩子们正在上一节课，老师就提出了一个问题：“这里有两只鸟，一只是麻雀，而另外一只就是燕子。现在谁能指出那只是麻雀，哪个又是燕子？”一个很聪明调皮的小男孩说：“我指不出，但我知道答案。”老师又说：“请说说看。”学生就说：“燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。”我的演讲，只是希望大家在上英语课之间轻松一下，笑一笑。激发对英语的兴趣。其实，英语学起来真的很开心，它可以带给我们很多的快乐。俗话说：“笑一笑，十年少。”好，我的英语演讲到此结束，谢谢大家。 谢谢，帮个忙

Answer 1

Dear teachers and schoolmates king, good morning. Today, I will bring you a joke. Please listen carefully. Thank you. One day, the children are having a lesson, the teacher asked a question: "here are two birds, one is a swallow, and another is pointed out that. Now, who can tell, which is the swallow?" A very clever naughty boy said: "I cannot point out but I know the answer." The teacher said: "please tell us." Students will say: "the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow." I just hope the speech, in English class, between relax smile. Stimulate interest in English. Actually, it is really very happy to learn English, it can bring us a lot of joy. As the saying goes: "laughter is the best." Well, my English speech to the end, thank everybody.

Answer 2

Dear Mis Wang and students, good morning. Today, I will bring a joke for everyone. Please listen carefully.Thank you. One day, the children are having a lesson, the teacher asked a question: "There are two birds, one is a sparrows, while the other is a swallow. Now who can point out which the sparrows is and which the swallow is ?" A very clever and naughty boy said: "I can't , but I know the answer." the teacher said: "Please tell me." the students said: "The swallow is beside the sparrow,and the sparrow is beside the swallow." I tell the speech and just hope that everyone in English class can relax and smile and can stimulate the interest in English. In fact, English learning is really fun and it can bring us a lot of happiness. As the saying goes: "Wear a smile, ten years less." Well, that'all , thank you.

Answer 3

Good morning,Dear mr wang and classmates.i’ll talk about a joke today.listen carefully,pls.one day,the teacher raises a question in class---there are two birds,one is sparrow,the other is swallow.who can point out which one is sparrow,or swallow?a little very smart boy say:I cann’t point it out,but I know the answer.the teacher say:just talk about it .the student say:the sparrow is beside the swallow,and the swallow is beside the sparrow.i hope everybody can feel relax in the english class after listenning my lecture, and be more interested in english.in fact, learning english can bring much joy to us.as the saying runs,a smile prolongs life.classmates