谁能给我写一个英语小笑话，加汉语翻译。

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

The
swallow
is
beside
the
sparrow
and
the
sparrow
is
beside
the
swallow
老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗Teacher:
Here
are
two
birds,
one
is
a
swallow,
the
other
is
sparrow.
Now
who
can
tell
us
which
is
which?
Student？
学生。
老师.
Teacher:
Please
tell
us.
Student：我指不出，但我知道答案:
I
cannot
point
out
but
I
know
the
answer

Answer 2

鲍勃说：",
he
found
t
he
blackboard
daubed.
He
was
ver
y
angry
and
asked，
放学以后
，老师对他的学生们说："明天上午！"。".",
if
any
one
of
you
can
answer
my
first
question,
I
will
permit
him
or
her
to
go
home
earlier;第二天?
Please
stand
up!"
"It's
me，我就
准许他或她最先回家，现在我可以回家了，再见,"
一天;
said
Bob;先生，是我."Now,
I
can
go
home.
Good-bye
,
Sir！"
The
next
day,
when
the
teacher
came
into
the
classroom，老师走进教室时发现黑
板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问："谁涂的？请站起
来One
day
after
school
the
teacher
said
to
his
students,
",
"Who
did
it,
"
Tomorrow
morning，如
果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的
问题

Answer 3

one
day
after
school
the
teacher
said
to
his
students,
"
tomorrow
morning,
if
any
one
of
you
can
answer
my
first
question,
i
will
permit
him
or
her
to
go
home
earlier."
the
next
day,
when
the
teacher
came
into
the
classroom,
he
found
t
he
blackboard
daubed.
he
was
ver
y
angry
and
asked,
"who
did
it?
please
stand
up!"
"it's
me,"
said
bob,
"now,
i
can
go
home.
good-bye,
sir."
一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说："明天上午，如
果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的
问题，我就
准许他或她最先回家。"第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑
板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问："谁涂的？请站起
来！"鲍勃说："先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！"