第1个回答 2008-08-12
Looks for missing persons inspires when the Chu positive upward elementary school, only then underpants, schoolmates scoff him frequently. In order to prove that oneself has many underpants, Chu Yang to then turns the cabinet. Daddy's underpants have been too big, others will not believe that elder sister's underpants will be just right, therefore he will steal is entering elder sister's underpants Tibet the bookstrap to arrive the school, has shown off in front of other schoolmates. When is on vacation from school, Chu Yangxiang thought: Daddy, mother and the elder sister will definitely hit me, I will hide for several days. Therefore he has then lived in the roadside cement pipe for several days. The parents see Chu Yang not to go home to several days, worries, then ascended in the newspaper looked for missing persons the enlightenment: “comes back! Your father decided that changes slightly his underpants!” “comes back! Your older sister does not have the underpants not to be able to go to school!”
寻人启示
楚阳向上小学时只有一个裤衩，同学们经常耻笑他。为了证明自己有很多裤衩，楚阳向便翻起柜子来。爸爸的裤衩太大了，别人不会信，姐姐的裤衩正好，于是他偷着把姐姐的裤衩藏进书包带到学校，在其他同学面前炫耀了一番。放学时，楚阳向心想：爸爸、妈妈和姐姐肯定会打我一顿，我还是藏几天。于是他便在路边的水泥管子了住了几天。父母见楚阳向几天没有回家，非常着急，便在报纸上登了寻人启示：
“回来吧！你爸爸决定把他的裤衩改小啦！”
“回来吧！你姐姐没有裤衩上不了学！”
第2个回答 2008-08-05
一大山里的老头，没见过火车，反正很多东西都没见过。一次，来到一条铁路边上看稀奇，看热闹，突然从一列疾驶而过的列车上飞下一块女士用过的卫生巾，正好打在了老头的鼻子上，老头急忙把脸上的卫生巾抓下来一看，只看到纸上有血，于是老头惊呼一声：我靠！这火车真快啊！飞一张纸下来都能把人打的流鼻血！！？
话说有一次诸葛亮，刘备，孙权，曹操四人同乘飞机，突然遇到紧急情况，需要跳伞
逃生。这时候才发现机上只剩下三个降落伞包。大家一阵紧张，这时只见诸葛亮摇摇羽毛
扇、清清嗓子说：“这样吧，山人出几道题，能答上来的，就跳伞，答不上来的只好自己
跳下去了。”其他人没办法只好同意。
诸葛亮再摇了摇羽毛扇问刘备：“天上有几个太阳？”刘备一想简单，回答：“一个
。”于是拿了个伞包下去了。诸葛亮再问孙权：“天上有几个月亮？”孙权回答：“一个
。”他也拿了个伞包下去了。最后轮到曹操。诸葛亮问：“天上有几个星星？”曹操一怔
，懵了得回答不上来，只好自己跳下去了。没想到竟然跳在了海里，捡回一条命，曹操暗
自庆幸。
第二次又四个人坐飞机遇到紧急情况，四人一商量，得，还是老办法吧。诸葛亮又摇
起羽毛扇问刘备：“当年周武王战败纣王的那场战役是？”刘备一想简单，回答：“牧野
之战。”诸葛亮点点头，于是刘备拿了个伞包下去了。诸葛亮再问孙权：“那场战役死了
多少人？”孙权想了想说：“大概有三四万。”诸葛亮点点头，孙权拿了个伞包也下去了
。曹操不禁偷笑想：“诸葛亮呀诸葛亮，本人可是贯古通今，尤其是军事，这次你可是栽
了。” 只见诸葛亮问：“战士们都叫什么名字？”曹操一听差点没晕过去，只好自己跳下去了，没想到竟然又跳在了海里，捡回一条命，曹操暗自笑。
第三次同样四个人坐飞机，飞机又遇到紧急情况，曹操一想，诸葛老儿又要整我，干
脆我自己跳下去算了，免受侮辱。于是一横心，跳了下去，在空中高速下降中,只听得上面诸葛亮对他喊：“孟德，今天飞机上有四个降落伞！”
第3个回答 2008-08-14
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
第4个回答 2008-08-05
Mother: Tom, why is your face so red?
Tom: I was running to stop a fight.
Mother: That's very nice of you. Who were fighting?
Tom : John and me.
第5个回答 2008-08-05
建议你去买一本《妙语短篇》，里面都是笑话