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英语笑话100篇带翻译
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上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个...
英语笑话带翻译
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When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had ...
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英语笑话
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哦)括号
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附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个
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正是根据这点.3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.4)A ...
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"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个
英语
单词。"法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with...
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小
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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他...
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对话
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1.A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?""Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.""Well done. Who was that?""My granny...
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A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in ...
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他落下 10…20…30…40…50…60…70…90…
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英尺,然后,啪的一声在人行横道上摔成马路匹萨。 He fell 10…20…30…40…50…60…70…90…100 feet height and then broke himself into a street pizza on the cross way with a big noise.看完这些,那第二个人漫不经心地关上窗子,...
请求一篇
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小短文和
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,最好用英文写出笑点。。谢谢
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有一次,一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹,因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人,把他带进另一间教室,并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后,一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来,问道,“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”二 Who's More Polite?A fat man and a skinny man ...
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:将power意志力 迈克(M)丹尼(C),汤米(T)-classmates——场景在大学宿舍———丹尼是玩电脑游戏对他的笔记本电脑。汤米睡着了。迈克回来,从一个早上慢跑。男:嗨,阿丹,你在干什么?医生:我玩战争的工艺。男:汤米吗?医生:是的!男:是什么?发生了什么事?医生:别你看到了吗?他还在睡觉。男:我的...
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