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小约翰尼站了起来。 “你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问。 “不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。” Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客:来个热狗。 侍者:很高兴。 顾客:不要,加上芥末。 (注:
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" ...
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Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校---慢行。"Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?Tom: I've just ta...
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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他...
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我小时候住在华盛顿,爸爸常常带着我们到南部的卡罗莱纳州去度周末,在那里我们看到了“真正的生活”是什么样子。爸爸会沿路开着车,然后把车停到路边的农场去和那里的人聊天。I lived in DC when I was young,and dad used to take us on weekend trips south into the Carolina, so that we ...
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Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's."What's the matter with you",asked the doctor."I have been broken all!",said the fool ."Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised.Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something ...
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When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had ...
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但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音:“各位,你们猜怎么啦?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时,一位乘客非常气愤地说:“看在上帝的份上,如果我们再掉一...
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1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的。 ...
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Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校---慢行。"
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